Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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