My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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