she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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