There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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