just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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