what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize