She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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