Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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