Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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