why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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