do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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