oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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