You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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