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'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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