I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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