How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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