gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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