New low: just hacked my moms facebook
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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