distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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