let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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