brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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