Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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