You really coming over, don't trick.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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