The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
