We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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