he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
why is half of my head shaved?
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