I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
