JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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