Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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