I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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