Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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