Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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