How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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