Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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