I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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