better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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