I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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