I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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