You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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