do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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