She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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