Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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