hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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