I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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