id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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