omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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