ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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