It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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