Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
