Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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