do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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