I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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