Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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